[Hey, dressing room. Have a crazy ol' coot finally emerge from his lab, ready to take a break from his project, blinking at the 'light' in the halls- all that white and nothing to break it up!- and noting the near-silence that's settled on them]

Hmmm.

[a narrowing of his eyes. He reaches back inside the room, grabs his trusty Giant Wrench (tm), ( Read more... )

*So hey, today's supposed to be some kind of wishy-festival-thing, isn't it? What Snake knows about Asian culture basically amounts to "things he spent maybe a minute and a half googling in hopes of impressing Shadow," and there's not much Snake really needs -- in spite of a few hiccups in his "abduct Megaman and use him as a bargaining chip" plan ( Read more... )

[Nothing like a dishonest day's work to lift the spirits and clear a foul mood away! Now that Wily's mastered the 'technology' of this place in the sense that he figured out how to bend it to his will like so much raw putty, he's having a grand ol' time. Behind the modest door with its jaunty skull motif has blossomed up a large and fully ( Read more... )

[Following the attack on Rock by a bounty hunter hired by the Empire Vile, Dr. Light is carrying a heavily-damaged Rock back to the area of the dressing room designated as his lab. But these damn hallways keep changing, and he's having trouble getting back there -- not that he'd voice his troubles out loud and worry Rock at all with it. His ( Read more... )

[You've really done it this time, Snake. His smear campaign was more or less a success in that nobody has shot him in the face recently, but thanks to Queen Ophiuchus' orders, he's gone and done the unforgivable -- he's turned traitor on Wily. Now he has a dent in his head, conflicting orders dancing around in his programming, and nowhere to go to ( Read more... )

*This is a Crash. He's sitting by a huge hole in the floor, staring up at the ceiling and sucking at one of those lovely spiked E-tanks from a hole punched in the can's side. Someone forgot that hands work better than drills for picking stuff up. The liquid energy is dribbling down his chin a little, but he doesn't seem to notice or mind.

After a ( Read more... )

[Hmph. To suffer the humiliation of losing his notes, his lab equipment, his assistant and his pants all in one day... and then to be mocked by his very own creations and the general public-at-large! Genius is never understood in its own time, of course, but he's a man beyond time!

Well, Momma Wily didn't raise no shrinking violet. And 'mama' Wily ( Read more... )

{No, this isn't Rock posting -- this is just me being too lazy to make a new account ( Read more... )

[[Fire Man's found a projector, and is currently displaying this film for everyone to see.]]( Video 1 )

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LOCATION INDETERMINABLE.

OPERATION: RECONNAISSANCE.

REQUEST. PLEASE STATE THE NAME OF THIS LOCATION.

NOT ANSWERING WILL COME UNDER PENALTY OF DESTRUCTION.